Road Trip

Colorado

Colorado Springs

2000 miles, 10 states, 7 full days of driving, and we’ve made it to Colorado! This move has an air of permanence about it. Props to anyone out there who is currently working from the road – we have really struggled to find steady, reliable internet.  The campgrounds all advertise free wifi, but it is almost always crap.  We have the Verizon Jetpack that gets us 3G or 4G LTE almost anywhere… but it also costs hundreds of dollars each month to get any amount of normal data usage. So, we are still working hard on the business, but are also planning on settling down a bit… and of course, we brought the kitties with us!

Camper Kitties

Toulouse Camper

We picked up the camper from storage in Crestview, FL, and set out on a Thursday with the intention of getting to Colorado Springs within 2 weeks. The first night was a quick trip down the road. The second night we went another couple hours, and made it into Mississippi. We quickly realized that this constant driving and moving each day was going to get old really fast – so we decided to quicken the pace.

Last Florida Campground

Sweet Home AL

Mobile Tunnel

Truckin

We made it off the crowded I-10, and almost all the way up to Shreveport, LA by day 3. So far, the Jeep has handled the camper pretty well. On the interstate, it cruises nicely with the overdrive off between 60 – 65mph. Anything faster than that, the thing tends to move around back there a little too much for comfort. Anything slower would be a bit of a hazard with fast moving traffic. I have also started to notice a shimmy when I apply the brakes – this happens whether we have the camper in tow or not. I just paid a shop a bunch of money to replace the pads and rotors on the Jeep. Chalk that up to one more time a car place has totally failed to do the job!

Day 4, we entered the massive bit of land known as Texas. The weather app said “a light rain barely enough to wet the pavement.” Of course, the reality was a torrential downpour. The initial plan was to stay on the interstate through Dallas, but when the weather turned nasty we changed our minds. Something about having a 4,500lb box swinging around behind, while semi after semi goes trundling by with blinding water and shifting winds made me a bit nervous. We got off the big road and took local highways north of the city.

Small Town Texas

Eagles are number 1

We saw a bunch of nice little north Texas towns, and stopped at the Bonham state recreation area the first night. We made it almost to Amarillo the next day, and spent the night at the Old Towne Cotton Gin RV Park – super cute and clean!

Old Towne Cotton Gin

North Texas Plains

Sweet Old Rig

Day 6 had us cross into the northeast corner of New Mexico. Turns out they have a pretty sweet extinct volcano up in those parts – cool!

The High Prairie

Still Going

Sierra Volcano

NorthEast NM

We could definitely feel the gain in elevation, and I think the Jeep was feeling it too. I got back on the interstate at Raton, NM. The road immediately climbed up a mountain. We barely made it up to the top – I kept the pressure on the engine just below the point where it would over-rev. Our speed slowed to about 40mph, but we eventually made it up. There was no relief at the top though, because now we had to make it back down the other side. The grade was steep, I probably should have put it in 2nd gear, but by then I was going too fast. The road curved and steepened. I started to apply the brakes, but that pesky shimmy started up hard – The steering wheel started shaking violently, the car was not really slowing down at all, the road kept sinking and curving. I’ve driven through a blizzard in Minnesota, a tornado in Iowa, and the worst Chicago traffic has to offer… but I think this was closest I’ve come to dying (well there was that one time the door flew open in little Cessna my dad was flying, and the only thing holding me in the plane was the little strap of seat belt… but mom doesn’t need to know about that). After another couple minutes of white knuckle racing down the mountainside, the road leveled out. We made it down, but honestly are lucky no one was in front of us, and nothing disastrous happened. I will not be taking this thing up any more mountains any time soon!

The Mountains

Colorado Springs

So after a week of hard driving we made it to the Springs. I parked the car to check in at the RV park, and the poor thing wouldn’t start back up. It knew we had made it out Colorado-way, and it was done. I waited a bit, and finally got it going again, but we’re done with the long trips for a while. Now we can sit back and enjoy these lovely mountain views!

Mountain Views

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Hickory Hammock

Hickory Hammock Trees

We finally got around to spending a couple nights out in the woods at the Hickory Hammock Wildlife Management Area.  To keep up the work pace, we’ve been spending more time camped at sites with wifi and all the other comforts of home like hot showers and water pressure.

To take a break from all that comfort, we headed to Hickory Hammock.  This place is part of the South Florida Water Management District – and it’s free!  I wasn’t really sure what to expect, but the campground was really well situated.

A quick online registration gets you the code for the gate to the area.  The campground has composting toilets (read: fancy porta potties), an outdoor shower, and fire rings.

Hickory Hammock Camping

We walked a little bit of the horse trail that surrounds the area, we saw some wildlife, had a fire, got some bug bites, and just generally had a great couple of days.

Hickory Hammock

I snapped these really low quality iPhone pics of this big turtle, and this F/A 18 jet that kept buzzing overhead.

Turtle

F:A 18

The new battery set-up performed well.  I ran the laptop on the inverter for about 4 hours, and ran the fan for about an hour.  After checking the voltage, I think we are still in the 80 – 100% charged range – sweet!

Swamplands

Hickory Hammock Sunset

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Big Cypress

Gatortime

We found the gators – they are all hanging out upcountry at Big Cypress National Preserve. We spent two days down in the Everglades and only saw one gator. As soon as we pulled into the Big Cypress Oasis visitor center, we saw dozens of cold-blooded beasts lounging around.

The park ranger guy explained that in the dry season, a lot of the gators congregate in the canals that run along the roadways here. They were all just strung out along the highway soaking up the rays. He also said they basically just bask for days and weeks in the sun to store up energy, then expend it in a lightning burst to grab some unsuspecting prey. They only eat every couple weeks, and are good for a couple months if they catch something big.

He'll get'cha

We took a little detour down a gravel road loop to see even more gators. Honestly though, I was more interested in the ratty homesteads we found along the road – more than a couple sweet old campers buried in that there swampland!

The Long Road

The national preserve campground we stayed at in Big Cypress was the roughest yet. This place ended up not having a shower house, and the bathrooms were shady at best. I didn’t realize that when I booked the two nights…oops. It’s hard to understand how they can justify charging the same $30 for this dump as they do for the more built up Everglades site – I guess that’s just government logic for you.

So at this point we’ve come pretty far from the opulence of running water and clean bathrooms in the Keys. Instead I got to spend a half hour McGyvering up this beautiful outdoor shower contraption. We’ve got a solar shower from Cabela’s that is basically a big 5-gallon water bladder with a little screw-on spray nozzle.

Anyone for a shower?

I feel that you haven’t really maximized your marriage until you find yourself holding a really heavy bag of water up in the air while your significant other rushes to shower only inches from your face surrounded by a tarp contraption consisting of every bungie cord you could find, and a big, pink flamingo chip clip (thanks Carla!)

Needless to say, we are looking forward to heading out of the wilderness, and back to civilization for the holidays!

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Everglades

Everglades Boardwalk

We left the sunny, good vibes of the Florida Keys retiree lifestyle, and plunged headfirst into the backcountry of Everglades National Park. The campsite is electric only, the showers have no hot water, the skeeters are out in force, and we’re deep in gator country!

When I think of the Everglades, I conjure up visions of dense swampland full of alligators and muck. The reality is actually a lot different than I expected; the area is mostly miles and miles of wet grasslands and tons of birds. Water is the life force of this place, and flows down from the lakes in central Florida, passing through rivers of wet grasslands before flowing out into Florida Bay. The National Park does a good job of illustrating and explaining the massive water conservation efforts that are currently underway to help preserve the fragile ecosystem.  The guy at the visitor center said the populations of Egrets and other wading birds are down 90% from where they were in the 1930’s.

We went on a few short hikes to check out the scenery. The first thing you notice is the huge variety and number of birds. They are everywhere! It’s the dry season here, so the numbers of bugs are greatly reduced from their summer volumes (so we are told.)

Anyone looking for some endangered swamp mahogany?

Mahogany Hammock

On Friday, we got up early to embark on what turned out to be a fairly epic 5-hour canoe trip into the Everglades backcountry. We rented the boat at the Flamingo Marina – $22 for 5 hours. The guys at the dock were really nice. I think they were a little excited to have some young people that seemed actually interested in the area. They told us about a sweet hidden route from Coot’s Bay through a tunnel of mangrove trees to Mud Lake.

Canoeing the Everglades

We paddled about an hour up the waterway to Coot’s Bay – the weather was sunny and pleasant – really peaceful! Not much in the way of wildlife, but lots of white mangrove trees. If we veered closer to shore the bugs would come out and bug us so I tried to keep us closer to the middle of the canal.

I'm so cool

We made it out onto Coot’s Bay, and worked our way along the shore until we spotted the entrance to the mangrove tunnel. That tunnel was the coolest part of the trip by far.

It took about 10 minutes to meander through the narrow channel. The trees were dense; sometimes we had to duck down, and other times we had to pull ourselves along using the overhanging branches. Noelle thinks she saw a gator slip into the water, but I’m not that sure.

Into the Tunnel

Navigating the Mangrove Tunnel

Mud Lake was really neat – it was muddy, shallow, full of birds, and we were completely isolated. That little mangrove tunnel is the only way into the lake. We had a nice little picnic lunch in the canoe, saw some more birds, and some weird jumping eel looking things.

Out into Mud Lake

Wader in Mud Lake

Pelican

I panicked a little trying to find the little mangrove tunnel on the way back, but Noelle’s common sense eventually had us working our way along the shore until we spotted it.

The haul back to Flamingo was pretty tough – we had been paddling for over 3 hours at that point, and we faced a strong headwind back in Coot’s Bay. The sun was going strong, and body parts were starting to ache. The last leg of the canoe trip was pretty brutal. Skin tight from sun, backs cramping, hands raw from the effort.

A friend from the cold northern wastes of Chicagoland suggested I do some alligator wrassling while we are down here, but up to this point we hadn’t seen a single gator. We had a running joke that the whole idea of alligators everywhere was just a huge Florida marketing ploy intended to lure unsuspecting tourists.  Ironically, as we rounded the final bend, we saw this bastard sunning himself on the boat ramp. Yeah we just canoed all day long without seeing a single gator and we could have seen this thing without even leaving the car! Oh well, it felt really good to complete that trip.

Gator time

It was a different guy at the dock when we got back – he asked where we had gone – we said Mud Lake and he was like, “Wow you went all out!” I was like, “Heck yes we did!”

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Florida Keys

Heading to the Keys

Beautiful, sunny, relaxed, good times… We’ve finally made it to the Florida Keys! We have had a really nice set of days here, and are definitely reluctant to move on.

A fellow RV’er we met further north suggested this campground because it is in an excellent location, has friendly people, and is a great value – he wasn’t lying, this place is awesome! We have a really nice, shaded spot. The ocean is only a few steps away, and the pool is even closer than that.

Beautiful Campsite

Florida Keys Camping

Crystal clear waters

Keys birds

Seaside camping

We spent a day in Key West; did a little sightseeing, and a lot of eating and drinking. We saw Fort Zachary Taylor, we had some $1 Yuengling drafts and ate some fish for lunch, we wandered Duval Street, we ate a lobster roll, we found the Southern Most Point in the continental US, we missed the Hemingway house by 5 minutes (oops), we ate some more fish for dinner and had an amazing slice of Key Lime pie, and finally capped everything off getting drunk while singing Karoke with a drag queen. I’m not sure what else we could have thrown in there to have a better time except maybe meeting Bill Murray on the street… because who doesn’t want to meet Bill Murray on the street.

Fort Zachary Taylor

Cannon

Blue Heaven

Southernmost Tip

We watched this chicken cross the road… Noelle wanted to ask him why, but he wasn’t having any of that.

Chicken

After the adventures in Key West, we proceeded to sit on our butts for the next three days. It wasn’t all fun and games though – Noelle made me work at the pool – it’s a tough life.

Workin hard

I know this post is a bit happy-go-lucky, but we have really had a good time this week. We’ve been to a few places so far on our little journey, and plan to see a few more. I can only hope that we will have more weeks as blissful as this one!

So we’ve gone as far south (in the continental US) that we can… I guess we will just have to see how far north we can go too. Onward!