Florida, Road Trip

Florida Keys

Heading to the Keys

Beautiful, sunny, relaxed, good times… We’ve finally made it to the Florida Keys! We have had a really nice set of days here, and are definitely reluctant to move on.

A fellow RV’er we met further north suggested this campground because it is in an excellent location, has friendly people, and is a great value – he wasn’t lying, this place is awesome! We have a really nice, shaded spot. The ocean is only a few steps away, and the pool is even closer than that.

Beautiful Campsite

Florida Keys Camping

Crystal clear waters

Keys birds

Seaside camping

We spent a day in Key West; did a little sightseeing, and a lot of eating and drinking. We saw Fort Zachary Taylor, we had some $1 Yuengling drafts and ate some fish for lunch, we wandered Duval Street, we ate a lobster roll, we found the Southern Most Point in the continental US, we missed the Hemingway house by 5 minutes (oops), we ate some more fish for dinner and had an amazing slice of Key Lime pie, and finally capped everything off getting drunk while singing Karoke with a drag queen. I’m not sure what else we could have thrown in there to have a better time except maybe meeting Bill Murray on the street… because who doesn’t want to meet Bill Murray on the street.

Fort Zachary Taylor

Cannon

Blue Heaven

Southernmost Tip

We watched this chicken cross the road… Noelle wanted to ask him why, but he wasn’t having any of that.

Chicken

After the adventures in Key West, we proceeded to sit on our butts for the next three days. It wasn’t all fun and games though – Noelle made me work at the pool – it’s a tough life.

Workin hard

I know this post is a bit happy-go-lucky, but we have really had a good time this week. We’ve been to a few places so far on our little journey, and plan to see a few more. I can only hope that we will have more weeks as blissful as this one!

So we’ve gone as far south (in the continental US) that we can… I guess we will just have to see how far north we can go too. Onward!

Amsterdam

I Amsterdam Day Three

Zaanse Schans

Day three started a bit late for us. Ok it was 1:30 in the afternoon, but after two days of walking around all day, we were freakin tired!

Today, we took the tram to Centraal station and hopped on a train to the outlying “tourist trap” of Zaanse Schans.  This place has a bunch of cool, old-world dutch stuff like windmills and bakeries, and the first ever Albert Heijn (it’s a grocery store).  The windmills were relocated here sometime in the 1970’s though, and now the whole site has a reputation for just being one of “those tourist places.”

Honestly though, I’m all for a place that lines everything up nice and neat for you to take pictures and have fun.  Zaanse Schans has a ton of good information, and was a lot of fun to visit. The weather was beautiful and sunny, and the fact that it was all covered with the I Amsterdam card made it even better!

Water is nice

Sheep. Baa.

Albert-Heijn-sm

Windmills

Wooden gears

Looking out

Its faster than it looks

After walking through the site we headed back to the train station – already pretty tired and hungry.  We made our way back those beautiful Golden Arches in Dam square for another quick pick-me-up of good American food (and probably chemical) engineering.

We tried to go in to the New Church, but it was closed.  We tried to go visit the Royal Palance, but it was closed.  We returned to the Red Light District and tried to visit the Old Church.  I saw a sign that said ‘Open’ with an arrow pointing through the church doors, but they were locked.  I was starting to get mad that all these places were closed, but then we found the correct side entrance – whew, rant averted! The church was very cool, and had a distinctly naval style and feeling on the inside.

Old Church organ

Old Church ceiling

Old Church map

We then headed back to Centraal station to catch the canal boat tour that is included with the I Amsterdam card.  This experience was actually very disappointing.  We stood in line for about an hour and a half waiting to get on this boat.  Turn’s out you can’t really see out the windows that well, and the seating is a free for all so if you happen to be towards the back of the group you are screwed.

Here is the lovely old Italian couple that decided to take up both window seats so they could see better. They didn’t move from there the whole time – lovely.

Lovely view

Finally off the boat, we headed back to experience some more of late night Red Light District before the skies opened up with a cold torrential rain.  After three days of intense touristing, and almost two months of great weather and great times, Amsterdam was telling us “it’s time to move on!”

Night

Overall the I Amsterdam card was worth it.  It lets you in to a ton of great museums and sites, gives you free GVB tram transportation all over the city, and includes a bunch of additional non-Amsterdam sites and discounts.  We are exhausted from three days of bustling around, but I also feel like we are capping this whole trip off with a set of great travel experiences.  We head back to the States next week, and I’m looking forward to what comes next!

Amsterdam

I Amsterdam Day Two

Mcdonald's Amsterdam

Day 2 of our I Amsterdam tourist binge was all about canal houses and museums. We spent all day out and about, and had a great time visiting some really cool places – sweet!

Today we started out on the right foot with a trip to McDonalds.  In my experience, it is actually pretty hard to find decent lunch food in Amsterdam that doesn’t involve fighting for a table and sitting there for 2 hours.  We wanted something cheap and fast, and the Golden Arches were there to deliver!

Yay for fountain drinks

Our first stop was the Van Loon Museum.  This place is a very well preserved and restored 17th century canal house that still belongs to an old, wealthy merchant family.  Noelle and I love visiting old houses like this. They offer a really cool glimpse into what life was like way back when (albeit a very rich and aristocratic life!) These big merchant houses were all set up in a similar layout; grand entryway, big curving staircases, lots of rooms upstairs, kitchen in the basement, and a beautiful garden leading to the carriage house.  Van Loon has all of that on display!

Cool clock

Van Loon fireplace

Van Loon kitchen

Van Loon garden

We also visited the Geelvink Hinlopen House, and the Willet House.  Both had more beautiful gardens, and some cool rooms to explore.  I would vote Van Loon as the best of the three, but with the I Amsterdam card, we were just glad to see all of them without paying for each entrance.

Dining Hall

Walking along

Noelle took some cool panoramas with her iPhone too:

Van Loon Room Pano sm

Van Loon Room2 Pano

Van Loon Room3 Pano

Willet Room Pano

Also on the list was the Tassenmuseum Hendrikje (Museum of Bags and Purses).  I suppose it is a little odd that I can be extremely interested in the inner workings of an old, greasy VW engine one week, and then find myself still mildly amused by the progression of styles and materials used in 17th and 18th century fashion… I suppose I should find it even more odd that Noelle is also extremely interested in the purses, but also mildly amused by the VW engine.  We’re just crazy I guess!

Purses

After an enthralling morning walking around the houses and museums, we found ourselves in the middle of yet another open air market, this time in Waterlooplein.  These markets are cool, but after almost two months of Amsterdam living, I’m starting to feel the pull of a well stocked Target.

Waterlooplein market

We hit up Rembrandt’s house for our final museum stop before heading to dinner.  This was essentially another house museum, that also included some works from the artist. They also had a decent workshop demonstration set-up. The place was a little more crowed than the other stops, and we were definitely losing steam by this point.  We decided to head to Leidseplein to find some grub!

Rembrandt's house

Workshop

First we stopped in at the Pipe Museum outside of the square. I was expecting the museum to be some hokey little place with a bunch of your typical Amsterdam = weed type stuff, but it turned out to be a huge collection of smoking pipes dating from way back b.c. to today. It was interesting to see the change in materials and styles, and our guide was very keen to make sure we saw each and every one!

Pipe Museum

After getting a thorough education on tobacco smoking through the ages, we ended up back at De Zotte, the brown cafe we ate at a few weeks ago.

A couple hours of drinking 8% alcohol beers, eating large amounts of bread, cheese, fries, and spare ribs, we headed off to the Van Gogh museum. It’s open until 10 on Fridays; we had tried to go earlier in our trip, but found the line was too long. This time there was almost no line, and the entrance free was covered with the I Amsterdam card – sweet!

Van Gogh disco

After wandering the floors of the museum and taking in the many colorful paintings, we were just about totally exhausted. A quick tram ride back to the Jordaan and we were off to bed.  Hopefully we will have enough energy for Day 3!

Amsterdam

I Amsterdam Day One

Beautiful Bridge

Our time in Amsterdam is quickly winding down.  We came here to test and develop our plan to travel-work, and I feel like we have done a pretty good job balancing those two competing priorities.  But… wouldn’t it be awesome to tip that scale over to the travel side with some last minute, aggressive, push like it’s Disney World type of touristing? Answer: heck yeah!

So, we each bought a 72hour I Amsterdam card, and proceeded to get our tourist on.  This card covers a majority of the many sites and museums that Amsterdam has to offer, as well as unlimited GVB tram travel.  They include a number of sites in the outlying areas, and throw in an hour long canal cruise to top everything off – Sweet!

Tropenmuseum

For day 1 we got a fairly early start taking the #14 tram to the Museum of the Tropics.  This place is interesting to say the least.  The guidebook said “Stories, splendid works of art and objects bring a variety of cultures to life.”  What we found was a pretty odd and eclectic mix of stuff. They have everything ranging from 1600’s era Caribbean and African items that the Dutch have relocated (read plundered), to some kids toys from the 1980’s and 1990’s, to some Teletubbies riding a zebra chariot.  Noelle tried to argue before we got there that this was going to be a bit of a roadside attraction. I didn’t believe her, but the pictures prove it… I was wrong!

Tropics Museum Day 1 Totem Raise the roof Sweet Phone Terrifying And there's this Also Terrifying

After leaving the Tropenmuseum behind, we grabbed a quick toastie and a Coke Light, and headed to the Zoo!  The Artis as it’s called is a Victorian era park and zoo that spans a big chunk of real estate in the Plantage neighborhood of south-east Amsterdam.  This place houses a pretty random bunch of animals and birds, and has that old-school, look at the pretty monkey through the bars, type of a feel which was fun for me; mostly because I’m not behind the bars (at least that’s what they tell me).

Camel Eye on Artis Behind Bars

The weather was actually really beautiful, and had a kind of spring-like quality in the air.  I think the animals could feel it too.  From the lions to the lizards to the little fat mouse things – they all seemed… twitterpated… Lions Giraffe Birds Lizards Beavers

This dude is just so chill:

He is so chill

On a side note, they wanted 2euro for a park map.  I of course immediately declined before I heard that the money went to some save the elephants fund… oops. Noelle still feels guilty. Aquarium

After several hours at the zoo we strolled over to the Botanical Gardens.  Getting in to these places with just a swipe of the I Amsterdam card was cool.

The gardens are relatively compact; a nice reprieve for our feet.  We saw some cool plants which was fun too. I did notice that they have a very rare and ancient type of tree from the time of the dinosaurs imprisoned on site. I’m not sure what you have to do to get a jail cell like that in Amsterdam of all places!

The Palm House Butterfly Thats a bad tree

They even have a redwood:

They have a Redwood

Once we got our fill of all of nature’s carefully curated beauty, we headed down the street to the old Jewish Quarter.  We spent some time reflecting at the Holocaust museum and memorial, and toured the Portuguese Synagogue.  This was my first experience in a Kippah – not half bad!

Holocaust Memorial Portugese Synagogue Kippah

By this point it was getting into the evening, and we were pretty wiped out.  We managed to make our way over to Rembrandt square and grabbed a decent bite to eat at one of the many restaurants lining the area.

Rembrandt Square

Amsterdam is definitely one of the better places to just sit and people watch – always lively and interesting!  We ended our I Amsterdam binge Day One watching “Gone Girl” at the historic theatre nearby. On to Day Two!

Amsterdam

“Not for everyone”

Moulin Rouge

Thats how Rick Steves describes Amsterdam’s Red Light District.  We went to this vice-filled part of the city when we last visited, and now we headed back to take in this interesting experience!

For reasons unknown (or known), our last visit was something of a blur. This time we started our exploration at Amsterdam’s Old Church.  This huge building and its tall spire provide a convenient anchor point from which to explore the area; if you get lost just head back towards that church (and civilization). If I was trying to write like a guidebook, I might talk about the differences between Amsterdam’s “New” Church and “Old” Church, and how they are actually only about 100 years apart and both very old at this point.  I might also mention that the spire of the Old church inspired architectural design in Amsterdam throughout its Renaissance golden age…. but I’m not writing a tour guide, so go buy your own!

Amsterdam's Old Church

In typical Amsterdam juxtaposition; this beautiful old church is nestled amongst rows and rows of legal prostitutes selling their wares… “nuff said”. In addition to the sex stuff, the red light district also houses the Bulldog, the original Amsterdam ‘coffeeshop’, as well as plenty of gambling, and of course lot’s of eten en drinken!

Sex Shopping Blurry Lights

Really though, the first thing that hits you about the red light district in Amsterdam is the sheer amount of people crowded into the narrow alleyways and canal streets.  Noelle and I were there in the evening after dinner, and it was a little insane the amount of people all wandering around – a little less seedy and more Disney that I expected.  Of course she walked a little too fast to really take in all the sights and sounds, but I made us walk the canal twice – just to make sure we got the full experience!

Lots of people

In the midst of this cacophony of prostitutes and lights and weed and awkward sex shops selling awkward stuff, by far the weirdest thing we saw all night was a dude dressed as a green dragon pushing his way through the crowd with a small, half dressed, slippered woman in tow – that’s Amsterdam’s red light district for you!

We went back a couple days later during to day to find Our Lord in the Attic, a “hidden” Catholic church. While it stopped being a secret back in the 1700’s, it still took us a while to find it.  I’m glad we did though, because this church has been turned into a museum of sorts, and is also a decent example of a preserved canal house from the 17th and 18th century.

Our Lord in the Attic Attic church altar Attic church altar from above

The gist is that the owner of the house was a successful businessman who happened to be a Catholic during the Reformation – Amsterdam’s leaders had outlawed public practice of Catholicism, so he built this church within the top three floors of his (and his neighbors’) house. It was really interesting and cool. The place had just undergone an extensive restoration; the woodwork and furnishings had all been brought back to their original colors and condition – sweet!

Harsh light of day

Amsterdam’s red light district is definitely a unique and exciting place – it’s got a crazy, almost anything goes attitude at night, and has a lot of restaurants, shops, and sights during the day.  We had a great time exploring this part of the city, and I’m looking forward to more!